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comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

(via totallyfubar)

4 hours ago
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spicy-vagina-tacos:

supernaturalbadwolf:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

its-the-dead-hipster:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

I met Luke skywalker today (: I love Star Trek!

Dumb bitch

Don’t be rude….. Why can’t I be a Trekkie and proud? “Falcon Punch!!!” Amiright?

Just incase this isn’t a joke. Harrison Ford played Han Solo in Star wars

No sweetie……. You’re confused…….. You’re thinking about Yoda from Star Fox (:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

supernaturalbadwolf:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

its-the-dead-hipster:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

I met Luke skywalker today (: I love Star Trek!

Dumb bitch

Don’t be rude….. Why can’t I be a Trekkie and proud? “Falcon Punch!!!” Amiright?

Just incase this isn’t a joke. Harrison Ford played Han Solo in Star wars

No sweetie……. You’re confused…….. You’re thinking about Yoda from Star Fox (:

(via temple-of-abnormality)

3 days ago
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domericbolton:

last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti

but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good night luigi”

(via crowluna)

3 days ago
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foxghost:

*squints at suspiciously*I don’t think this was made for fingers

foxghost:

*squints at suspiciously*
I don’t think this was made for fingers

(via schizophrenicjo)

3 days ago
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thebigblackwolfe:

moopyisbestmoop:

amarriageoftrueminds:

incipientt:

blinding-eclips:

freecocaine:

The pure fact that this doesn’t even need a title or a description or anything speaks volumes. I mean look at the number of notes this has. There are so few people who don’t recognize it. And the song itself just gives you chills. It’s so magical.

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^ THAT WAS MY EXACT REACTION 

I swear tumblr if this is another Spongebob pos-

Oh.

Oh…

No words, that reaction picture says it all.

"Oh where is this fro-"

"Oh."

"*Tearing up* Oh.”

NOT EVEN KIDDING THOSE PHOTOS DESCRIBE ME RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!

there will never come a time when i do not reblog this beautiful slice of perfection 

Am I the only person who doesn’t know what this… Oh… Oh…

Omg I’m gonna cry

This is the music of my childhood in Hogwarts

(Source: alphageek2011, via crowluna)

3 days ago
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Anonymous said: i got my ass ate in the men's room @ olive garden thnx for this opportunity

olivegarden:

4 hours ago
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marathemara:

iizanimeaddict:

My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.

Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?

You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.

(via sonofadeanconfusedcas)

3 days ago
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quiet-nymph:

This tree was my absolute favorite, I was able to climb up and around it like a staircase!  It was huge *A* For a size comparison, there’s a picture of me climbing the spiral on my personal blog, botanist-barbie.

quiet-nymph:

This tree was my absolute favorite, I was able to climb up and around it like a staircase!  It was huge *A* For a size comparison, there’s a picture of me climbing the spiral on my personal blog, botanist-barbie.

(via schizophrenicjo)

3 days ago
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thrillboswaggins:

girlwhowasonfire:

shitangiggle:

girlwhowasonfire:

Petition to ban old men from writing books just because they don’t know how to use an iPhone

Petition to have the youth in this country to actually educate themselves instead of spitting out some bullshit they read on some shitty post on facebook that’s untrue, and continues to spread like wildfire.

In 2012, young adults set the record of completing both high school and college and are on course to become the most educated generation in American history. Maybe you should follow the example of ‘the youth in this country’ and do the same.

thrillboswaggins:

girlwhowasonfire:

shitangiggle:

girlwhowasonfire:

Petition to ban old men from writing books just because they don’t know how to use an iPhone

Petition to have the youth in this country to actually educate themselves instead of spitting out some bullshit they read on some shitty post on facebook that’s untrue, and continues to spread like wildfire.

In 2012, young adults set the record of completing both high school and college and are on course to become the most educated generation in American history. Maybe you should follow the example of ‘the youth in this country’ and do the same.

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(via mackle-morose)

3 days ago
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